is by slowly clogging her arteries with artfully coagulated dairy.
Oxford Comma: Well, here is the bouquet of flowers, but don’t look while I arrange the *other* bouquet!
Cheese. The other bouquet was six enormous hunks of fancy assorted cheese. Though they all look tantalizing I think I’m most excited for the hard gouda/parmesan blend.
Be still, my stomach! Oh Oxford Comma, shall I compare thee to a wheel of brie? Thou art taller and less squishy.
Though I don’t think I did too badly myself. Yes, that is chocolate and sprinkle covered bacon in a stein with a hoppy local craft beer!
Penny had one thing to say about Oxford’s gift to Polly: