When the caffeine wears off…

10 Jan

Penny: Do you ever look at our society and wonder how we managed to get so far from being useful? I could totally be a sheep farmer in Ireland. I’ll bake and cook from the land!

Polly: I could be the costal island equivalent.

Penny: Lobsterwoman?

Is it a crab? Is it a craw? It's LOBSTER WOMAN!Polly: Dear Zeus, yes.

My dad and I have a pretty great lobstering tactic.
You gotta go lobstering at night with flashlights and a partner.
And you shine the light at the lobster and it gets scared and backs up, but the other person is behind the lobster with the cage. Lobster backs into aforementioned cage.

Boom. Bisque.

Penny: We had remarkably different upbringings.

Polly: I own up to my WASPy heritage. I’m also a croquet BEAST.


One Response to “When the caffeine wears off…”

  1. Alli January 10, 2013 at 9:35 pm #

    She is indeed a croquet beast.

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