“You’re welcome, Polly” said the Internet.

7 Dec

Penny – Huh?
Polly – THE GODS HEARD MY LL BEAN MALE MODEL FANTASY AND ANSWERED MY PRAYERS. Best Tumblr ever: http://yourllbeanboyfriend.tumblr.com
Penny – You wouldn’t want an LL Bean boyfriend, Pol.
Penny – An LL Bean boyfriend would not be cosmopolitan enough for you. What happens when you want to see that special screening of Little Shop followed by a Q&A with Frank Oz after spending the afternoon perusing ironic record shops and over-caffeinating? What happens when you want to geek out over dead philosophers? The way you do? All the time?
Polly – 1.) That sounds like my dream Saturday. 2.) My LL Bean boyfriend went to Dartmouth, bitch. And he LOVES Muppets. And we’re going to see a Swedish B-horror at the local indie theater after he finishes chopping wood with his bare hands.
Penny – You can’t chop wood with… you know what? I cannot call you out for having a ridiculous imagination.
Polly – Got that right, Kettle. Now if you’ll please excuse, Silas and I have some Mindy Project to watch.



2 Responses to ““You’re welcome, Polly” said the Internet.”

  1. Sotorya (Tory) December 7, 2012 at 11:10 am #

    I’m gonna go watch the Muppet Christmas Carol with Owen. Oh Owen!

  2. Molpadia (Molly) December 11, 2012 at 10:55 pm #

    You and Silas should double with me and Sebastian, he was just telling me about this amazing exhibit, I forget what it was about. I was too busy ogling the five o’clock shadow on his chiseled jaw and snuggling up in his flannel hoodie.


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