People are scalping Twinkies. Or doing whatever the buy-up-all-the-Hostess-products-at-your-local-7/11-and-post-them-on-Ebay-to-take-advantage-of-panicked-adults-who-didn’t-know-they-missed-Twinkies-until-JUSTNOW equivalent is to scalping tickets.
Twinkies are NOT worth $500. Ever. I don’t care if they might never be made again and would probably survive a nuclear holocaust intact and radiation-free.
Not to mention…
YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN. Here’s a recipe.