Outer Inner Dialogue

13 Nov

Two inner conflicts is company.

Penny visits Polly for the weekend. They both resolve to run on Sunday morning. Haha.

Polly’s Shoulder Angel – What a glorious, sunny morning! Excellent work hydrating between cocktails and wine last night. Now time to start the day with a brisk morning jog!
Polly’s Shoulder Devil – Why did you do that to us? Now we have to run, you imbecile. Couldn’t you manage to be moderately hungover enough to justify staying in bed without being in any serious discomfort just ONCE in your ROTTEN life?

Polly drags her bum out of bed and into the living room where Penny has been dutifully reading AK.

Polly – So… running?

Penny’s Shoulder Devil – I can only process the the three types of gourmet mac and cheese you shoveled into your mouth last night if you remain absolutely stagnant for the remainder of the week.
Penny’s Shoulder Angel – Erroneous. You will feel better about being trapped on the long bus ride home if you do something with your life today.
Penny’s Shoulder DevilYou’re tacky and I hate you.

Penny – I mean, I could go either way.
Polly – Yeah.


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