I’d be more impressed if they also included stretch mark stickers.

13 Nov

We really aren’t sure how we feel about this new doll that latches on to girls’ as-yet-undeveloped breasts encased in a special halter top bra thing and… suckles.

Yup.

Your four-year-old can breastfeed her baby doll!

As you can imagine, praise, scorn and ambivalence can be found in equal measure on the Interwebs. (Or, at least the ambivalent articles talk a lot about praise. There wasn’t any on the first Google results page. Should I Bing and decide? I will Bing and decide.) ((OH LOOK AT THAT. MAYBE BING IS BETTER. The praise.)

Anyhoo. Enjoy this NSFW commercial sometime when you are not at work.

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2 Responses to “I’d be more impressed if they also included stretch mark stickers.”

  1. Hippolyta (Polly) November 13, 2012 at 6:17 pm #

    “Suckle” definitely tops the list of words that make me feel uncomfortable.

    • Sotorya (Tory) December 4, 2012 at 1:36 pm #

      It’s definitely up there with moist now.

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