Message from my place of gainful employment’s IT department:
“Tomorrow we will begin monitoring Internet traffic daily. As soon as utilization peaks at 85%, we will begin blocking video and audio streaming services (YouTube, Netflix, Pandora) until we have freed up enough bandwidth to ensure an acceptable level of Internet performance. Those sites will remain blocked for the remainder of the day. We’ll begin the next day with all Internet streaming services available and repeat the blocking procedures as required.”
But MOM. How am I supposed to listen to all of Penny’s numerous music recommendations on YouTube and Spotify? What am I supposed to do with my day? MY JOB?!
So enjoy this song I can’t listen to but have recently fallen in love with. In my brain I like to pretend Kermit the Frog wrote this song ages ago for his first love, way back when he was still struggling with the difficulties of being green in the familiar waters of his home pond.