In the international news this morning: Some woman’s diamond earrings were stolen.
Come again? Why is this international news, you may ask?
Wait for it.
Apparently, you can make faux gemstones out of your deceased loved ones.
To recap: Mother’s son stolen by diamond thieves.
Can you imagine?
[Cozy table for two in moderate-to-expensive restaurant, mood lighting, low hum of conversation]
Match.com Date: “That’s an unusual pendant. What kind of stone is that?”
Young Widow: “Oh, actually, funny you should ask. That’s my husband!”