Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys. Guys.*
Hot gossip: Someone just sent Penny flowers!! Oh darn, now she has to leave work early to pick them up!
But the real question: WHODUNIT?
Could it be…
Latte Boy, in an attempt to make amends for the worst date ever?
Poopface, declaring he is moving back to civilization and apologizing for making the biggest mistake of his life?
Or MMF, assuring her that he will never sleep with Circe in the realm of dreams or otherwise?
*As in a second person, plural, gender neutral group.