Please refrain from using biblical names for your future male babies so future young women don’t endure future conversations like this:
Polly updates her mother on romantic developments in her life.
Polly’s Mom: He has a job?! That’s great!
Polly’s Mom: Well, I guess you just need a “Luke” and you’ve made your way through the Gospels. Too bad you haven’t met any Bartholomews or Simons. You’d be making progress on the Apostles too! But stay away from any Judases.
Polly: I gotta go.
Polly’s Mom: You had a friend in high school whose nickname was Ringo, right? You’re even mostly through the Beatles!