Inner Dialogue – On picture messages

11 Oct

Polly’s Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil are at it again.

Polly spies a new GPS at Target to replace the one she accidentally smashed in her car’s console.

PSD: $119 is a steal at twice the price. Buy it. And that bag of funsized Halloween Snickers. Why would you hesitate?
PSA: Is that financially responsible? You’ve already spent a lot this month. On cheese. And hats. Did you need that many hats?
PSD: Excuse me. They were adorable.

Interruption. Polly receives a picture text from Oxford Comma.

PSD: He sent you a picture? I knew this was going too well. A handful of awesome dates and some excellent music exchanged and now it all goes to hell with one unsolicited graphic photo.
PSA: Hush now, you don’t even know what manner of picture it is.
PSD: It’s a picture from a guy after 10 pm. The options are narrow.
PSA: I find your lack of faith disturbing*, Shoulder Devil.
PSD: One way to settle this.
Together: OPEN IT!

SMS from Oxford Comma: I wore this to work today, thought you’d enjoy!

PSA: What a sharp button-down!
PSD: His belt really compliments the shoes.
PSA: I knew you were jumping to conclusions.
PSD: Unless this is the “before”…

Ladies and Gents, we might have a keeper here.

*THAT’S IRONIC.

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