Not cut out for event planning

25 Sep

Penny: WHERE are the caterers?!

two seconds later

Penny: I’m serious, Pol. WHERE ARE THE CATERERS?

Polly: UGH I’M SUPPOSED TO DO WORK?

I JUST WANT TO IGNORE MY HEADACHE AND RESPONSIBILITIES AND FROLIC SOMEWHERE.*

Penny: They better get here. THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE.

Polly: OUR SHOUTY CAPITALS ARE ABOUT DIFFERENT THINGS.

Penny: We are upset about different things.

ten minutes later

Penny:

Me: Do you need anything from me, or are you good?

Caterers: We’re good.

A minute later.

Caterer: Uh… ma’am? Where did you want the black linen?

Me: On the tables…

(Because that’s where linen GOES.)

No, I wanted it hung on the walls like a tapestry.

*A side effect of falling rapidly in like with someone.

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