Molly’s Very Own Latte Boy

11 Sep

LIWIWASGA #2

The Scene: Coffee Truck (I know, I have a food truck problem)

The Boy: Green eyes, light brown curly hair, nice forearms, and a Jewy nose (these are a few of my favorite things). MVOLB.

The Girl: ME. Long Term Relationshipped.

Me: Can I get a hot chocolate with a shot of espresso?
MVOLB: I’ve never heard of that before.
Me: Me neither. Thought it might be delicious.
MVOLB: You should name it.
Me: Umm…. I’m not feeling very creative.
MVOLB: Me neither. We’ll name it after you. What’s your name?
Me: Molly.
MVOLD: We’ll call it the Molly, then.

Why does the universe keep sending me green-eyed food truck hotties? Why do they keep flirting with me over my beverage choices?

Me to the Universe:

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4 Responses to “Molly’s Very Own Latte Boy”

  1. Molpadia (Molly) September 11, 2012 at 3:08 pm #

    In case anyone was wondering – it is super delicious. Those forearms make a mean hot chocolate with a shot of espresso.

    • Hippolyta (Polly) September 11, 2012 at 3:33 pm #

      I sincerely want LIWIWASGA to catch on in colloquial speech.

      • Penthesilea (Penny) September 11, 2012 at 3:36 pm #

        I want Latte Boys to catch on as a thing. Life is not complete without one.

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