Polly and Molly’s Personal Hell

5 Sep
Molly:  Ahh, nothing like a torrential downpour to start your Wednesday.
Polly:  Ugh I know. I was caught while jogging.
Molly: I was walking from the subway. My shoes are soaking wet. I just asked permission to be barefoot around the office.
Polly: Soggy shoes are the Worst Things Ever. I think my personal circle of hell only has soggy shoes and cottage cheese.
Molly:  UGH COTTAGE CHEESE.
Polly:  SO GROSS.
Molly:  Soggy socks are worse than soggy shoes. But together they are an unstoppable force of Evil.
Polly:  What if, in hell, the shoes and socks were soggy because…
Molly: They were soaked in…
Together: COTTAGE CHEESE?
Polly:  THAT IS HELL.
Molly:  OH NO.
Polly:  HELL IS OTHER CHEESE.
Molly: THERE IS NO EXIT.
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