We here at P&P generally abhor lists. BUT.
We give you…
Theme Parties for Former Honors Students
Symposium. Drinks: Wine served in frisbees painted to look like Ancient Greek drinkware. Games: Seven minutes in Eudaimonia.
Polly: HAHAHAHA. Oh! I love it. I’m going to spend the rest of the day thinking of more and none will be as good as that.
Penny: Thank you for getting me when the people who birthed me only stare in befuddlement and sometimes abject horror. Also…
The Alfred Kinsey. Drinks: Sex on the beach. Games: Spin the bottle, Kill-F***-Marry, Cosmo quizzes. Party will be BYOM (Bring Your Own Mattress).
Magical Realism. Drinks: Tia Maria and Tequila. Games: Six Degrees of Separation.
The Inquisition. Drinks: Communion wine. Games: 20 Questions.
Dark Ages. Drinks: Ale. Games: Kings.
Irish Famine. Drinks: Jameson. Games: Hot potato. Food: Babies.
Penny: HAHAHHAHHAhahahhahaHAHHAHahaha. <3 Swift.
Manifest Destiny, or The Donner Party. Drinks: Corpse Reviver. Games: Oregon Trail. Food: Each other.
Penny: Ok Pol, enough cannibalism.
Industrial Revolution/Robber Barons/Captains of Industry. Drinks: Goldschlager, Charcoal-filtered vodka . Games: Monopoly.
Evolution. Drinks: Brass Monkey. Games: Life.
Red Scare. Drinks: Manhattan (comma PROJECT). Games: Manhunt.
Imperialism. Drinks: Hoegaarden, Champagne, tea. Games: Risk.
Polly: I want to go to all of these.
Penny: Let’s host all of these.
Postmodernism. Drinks: BYO because everything is relative. Games: Party planning is the party.
WWII. Drinks: Atomic Bomb, Kamikaze. Games: Capture the Flag.
Impressionism. Drinks: Van Gogh espresso vodka, Absinthe. Games: Pictionary
Psychoanalysis. Drinks: Hard liquor (or, whatever it takes to shut up the Superego). Games: Truth or Dare, Taboo.
Space Race. Drinks: Cosmos. Games: Red Rover (GET IT?)
Feminism. Drinks: Banshee. Games: Girl Talk.
Titanic. Drinks: Iceberg (Yes, this is a thing). Games: Marco Polo.