On “Appointments”

Sometimes it’s wonderful that people always assume the absolute worst.

Perhaps I’m getting surgery to remove that ingrown toenail that has been plaguing me since my ballerina days.

Maybe I’m making the switch from Cablevision to Fios and I need to wait for the guy to do the thing with the wires.

It could certainly be the case that I’m finally getting those pesky wisdom teeth removed.

Then again, I might just need a day at the beach.

All my coworkers know is that I have an “appointment” and it cannot possibly be rescheduled. See you on Monday, SUCKERS!