Didn’t I spiel this spiel?

24 Aug

Part 2 of “Hey” And other texts that won’t be answered

Saturday, August 18

10:30 pm Persy: Hey, up to anything interesting?
11:40 pm Polly: At a party.
11:42 pm Persy: True. How is it?

Polly: True? True? Are your surveillance cameras locked onto my biological signature? How the hell do you know it’s true?
Penny: Inability to properly utilize native language? Red Flag.

Monday, August 20

8:25 pm Persy: Hey

Wednesday, August 22

8:41 pm Persy: Hey :)
9:41 pm Polly: Hey yourself! I feel like I ought to be up front. I just got out of a long relationship and I’m not really looking for anything besides friendship. But I also don’t really want to get to know a guy through texting either. I’m not exactly sure what you’re looking for.
9:43 pm Persy: True… not sure either
9:44 pm Persy: Not sure if you could handle my friendship :)
9:49 pm Persy: We need to get out for some drinks :)

Polly: WHAT PART OF ANY OF MY COMMUNICATION SEEMED ENCOURAGING TO HIM?
Penny: This is still a questionable usage of ‘true’, but at least he agrees with everything you say.

Thursday, August 23

3:35 pm Persy: Hey, how’s work?

Penny: A+ for persistence, F for reading comprehension. Sorry, but you should only date above a 3.5 average.

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5 Responses to “Didn’t I spiel this spiel?”

  1. Molpadia (Molly) August 24, 2012 at 11:59 am #

    Hey

  2. Molpadia (Molly) August 24, 2012 at 11:59 am #

    Hey.

  3. Molpadia (Molly) August 24, 2012 at 12:00 pm #

    Hey, sup

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