Saturday, August 18
10:30 pm Persy: Hey, up to anything interesting?
11:40 pm Polly: At a party.
11:42 pm Persy: True. How is it?
Polly: True? True? Are your surveillance cameras locked onto my biological signature? How the hell do you know it’s true?
Penny: Inability to properly utilize native language? Red Flag.
Monday, August 20
8:25 pm Persy: Hey
Wednesday, August 22
8:41 pm Persy: Hey :)
9:41 pm Polly: Hey yourself! I feel like I ought to be up front. I just got out of a long relationship and I’m not really looking for anything besides friendship. But I also don’t really want to get to know a guy through texting either. I’m not exactly sure what you’re looking for.
9:43 pm Persy: True… not sure either
9:44 pm Persy: Not sure if you could handle my friendship :)
9:49 pm Persy: We need to get out for some drinks :)
Polly: WHAT PART OF ANY OF MY COMMUNICATION SEEMED ENCOURAGING TO HIM?
Penny: This is still a questionable usage of ‘true’, but at least he agrees with everything you say.
Thursday, August 23
3:35 pm Persy: Hey, how’s work?
Penny: A+ for persistence, F for reading comprehension. Sorry, but you should only date above a 3.5 average.