First there was all that Akin nonsense.
Then this popped up on my newsfeed. For a second I wondered, is this real? (Because, you know, sometimes the Internet lies. And also, officially defining conception as occuring two weeks prior to the sperm fertilizing the egg… Well, surely that is too absurd to be fo’ realz.)
And then Google confirmed that, yes, indeed, this is real. (And apparently has been since April.)
Virgins everywhere beware! You could be pregnant right now and NOT EVEN KNOW IT. (At least in Arizona.) ((And you didn’t even get to have sex first.))
It’s only Wednesday.