Penny discovered that in her new metropolitan area, the men are significantly more attractive than the women. As this ups her ‘number,’ she is not displeased. (Sure, it’s best to be liked for your personality, but who’s really looking for an ability to quote obscure literature on the dance floor?) ((She also got bitten again. Is this a thing, guys? Let’s bite girls we don’t know on the dance floor??)) And also, there was some negging.
Polly discovered that it is possible to make work friends who invite you to do things, but hanging out with college friends and their hot new roommates who love the Oxford comma as much as she does is way more fun.
Circe discovered that just because he is tall and attractive does not mean he has a brain. Or that you should have a DFMO with him.
Penny’s probably done with being social for the next two months, upcoming winecation with Circe aside.
Polly has decided to kick-off Shark Week festivities from the privacy of her own living room.
Penny and Polly both watched the Harry Potter marathon on ABC Family yesterday because TV people were as close as they were willing to get to the real thing/ CGI’d nose aside, Ralph Fiennes still has pretty wicked cheekbones and OMZ Neville grew up well.
Polly is having drinks with Jewish Adonis tonight. She’s a regular social butterfly!