Playing field: Office refrigerator
Game: Keep away
Ball: Gorgeous wedge of Romano cheese
Defensive strategy: Itty-bitty post-it with [COWORKER’S] name and the date.
HA. Best of luck to you, [COWORKER].
In other news, NFL preseason is underway (known only because the local news radio spends more time talking about what RG3 had for breakfast than more important things like Syria or what the Dow futures are looking like).