Gchat is down for the count, ladies and gents.
My friends? They could be dead for all I know.
Lying, bleeding out in a ditch after a nasty three-car pileup on the local interstate that none of the news stations are reporting because it doesn’t really exist but it might since your buddy is not online where she is supposed to be working but not and sending you amusing links about what is happening on the Interwebs today????